The Daily Tweets, 2009-08-07

  • @jennylaufer: Thanks for the suggestion, but I'm plenty happy with Bluehost. Good price, great features, unlimited bandwidth. #
  • Coffey's tactic: Delay by "task force". But equal protections for LGBT in Anchorage needed NOW. http://bit.ly/HYDO2 #anclgbt #lgbt #
  • @jansonjones Wow, I've seen 'shrooms in lawn across from my apartment for several weeks. Some full grown (poisonous) Amanitas, too! in reply to jansonjones #
  • Palin accused of attempted bribery in court filing in Juneteenth case. http://bit.ly/2LXCLk #
  • @jansonjones Wonder how much amount of sunshine v. shade affects when 'shrooms pop up. Shady where I see them. Bet Ft Rich woods have lots! in reply to jansonjones #
  • Need music to finish layout on this years Project From Hell ™. Hmm… Led Zeppelin? Yeah. #
  • Sudden strong scent of cedar. My office suddenly smells like a national park gift shop. #
  • Finished final layout on the final report from this year's Project From Hell ™. Yay! I deserve a beer! #
  • How can this be August? It's not raining! The sun is shining! Are we in a space-time warp? Just in time for the weekend too! #
  • RT: @feliciaday: Just to be clear, Dollhouse Ep airing in UK only, not USA! <Happily, Epitaph One is on DVD, no angry tweets from me!> #
  • Too sleepy to do anything except be sleepy. Unless, perhaps, to simply sleep. #
  • Sleepy but want to finish tasty bottle of Midnight Sun Brewing Co's Cafe Amsterdam gruit. We brewed gruit ourselves ~ 2004, still have some. #

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Delay by "task force": My testimony to the Anchorage Assembly

We are all, or none. Equality Works! (Tip o the nib to Stef, for buttonmaking!)

We are all, or none. Equality Works! (Tip o' the nib to Stef, for buttonmaking!)

Over the past couple of weeks, Bent Alaska has been publishing some of the testimony of people who testified to the Anchorage Assembly in favor of the Anchorage equal rights ordinance AO 2009-64, which if passed will grant equal protection from discrimination to lesbian, gay, bisexual, and trans people who live, work, and/or visit the Municipality of Anchorage. And I realized, well, although I’ve written a fair amount on my blog about the ordinance battle, and even posted the full text of the letter I wrote to the Assembly in early June, I somehow hadn’t gotten around to posting the testimony I gave at the Assembly on June 16.  So that became one of my tasks this evening: to find my prepared testimony, & put it online.

I couldn’t have timed it better: earlier today I learned that Assembly Member Dan Coffey — in whose district I live — has placed a resolution on the agenda for the August 11 Assembly meeting which would establish a task force to study the issue.  For a year.  After we’ve just been through six long nights of public testimony stretched out over the summer.

Another year?

This isn’t the first time a task force has been suggested.  It came up in some of the questions Assembly members asked during the first night of public testimony way back on June 9.  The idea seemed to inform the proposal by Assembly Chair Debbie Ossiander, in her S-1 version of the ordinance, to authorize the Anchorage Equal Rights Commission to track complaints of discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation and gender identity/expression (even while permitting most such discrimination to continue unabated).

My testimony, given on June 16, the same meeting at which Ossiander’s version was presented, directly addressed whether a task force was needed.  Here it is as I wrote it.

Thank you for hearing my testimony.

My name is Melissa Green. I am an Anchorage resident.

Identity Reports (1989) and One in 10 (1986)

Identity Reports (1989) and One in 10 (1986)

I was part of two major research efforts in the 1980s to document sexual orientation bias in Alaska. One in 10: A Profile of Alaska’s Lesbian & Gay Community published in 1986 reported on the results of a statewide survey of 734 lesbian, gay, and bisexual Alaskans. Identity Reports: Sexual Orientation Bias in Alaska was published in 1989 and included three papers, including “Closed Doors,” a survey of Anchorage employers and landlords; and “Prima Facie,” which documented 84 actual cases of of violence, harassment, and discrimination due to sexual orientation bias. Copies of both reports are now on the Internet at Henkimaa.com — that’s H-E-N-K-I-M-A-A dot com. I’ve also prepared copies on CD for all members of the Assembly, as well as hard copies of “Prima Facie,” which I will give to the clerk when I complete my testimony.Some of the relevant findings from both reports:

Of the 734 respondents to One in 10:

  • 61 percent reported being victimized by violence and harassment while in Alaska because of their sexual orientation;
  • 39 percent reported discrimination in employment, housing, and loans/credit; and
  • 33 percent reported discrimination from services and institutions.

From the “Closed Doors” component of Identity Reports:

  • 31 percent of the 191 employers in the survey said they would not hire or promote or would fire someone they had reason to believe was homosexual.
  • 20 percent of the 178 landlords in the survey said they would not rent to or would evict someone they had reason to believe was homosexual.

From the “Prima Facie” component of Identity Reports:

  • 84 actual instances of antigay bias, discrimination, harassment, or violence (including three murders) were recorded involving 30 men and 21 women. 64 of the cases we documented were in Anchorage.
  • Victims were predominately gay men or lesbians, but also included heterosexuals who were erroneously assumed to be gay or lesbian.

It was suggested last week that we need a “study” or a “task force” to decide if we need this ordinance. The studies have been done. The testimony you’ve already heard about discrimination updates those studies and shows that sexual orientation discrimination is still going on today. And that’s not even including the people who have not testified because there’s nothing to protect them from more discrimination for just showing up and telling you their stories. Do we really need another study, or a task force, to discover again what we have already know? There are at least 108 examples of other cities with similar ordinances, which not only continue to function, but do it better because their citizens do not suffer from unfair discrimination. I ask you: how much discrimination is tolerable? What is the threshold for justice? — how many stories do we have to bring to you before you stop passing it on to the future, and establish protections for the people who are being discriminated against today?

Please: pass a full version of this ordinance.

No, a task force wasn’t needed then; and nearly two months later, it still isn’t.  The task force proposal is just another means to delay acting in accordance with the public policy the Municipality of Anchorage purports to adhere to, as written in Anchorage Municipal Code 5.10.010:

The public policy of the municipality is declared to be equal opportunity for all persons.

Is this really the Muni’s public policy?  Or is it not?  Decide, and vote.

* * *

More about Dan Coffey’s task force resolution, starting with the text of the resolution itself:

Incidentally, Don Hunter’s ADN story is incorrect in stating that there are “three versions of the original sexual orientation ordinance” for consideration by the Anchorage Assembly.  In fact, there are four versions: on July 23, Assembly Member Patrick Flynn announced on his blog that he had written a new draft, version S-2.

Here are all four versions of Ordinance 64:

  • AO No. 2009-64. Original draft submitted on behalf of then-Acting Mayor Matt Claman, for reading May 12, 2009.
  • AO No. 2009-64 (S). First substitution version submitted on behalf of then-Acting Mayor Matt Claman, for reading June 9, 2009.
  • AO No. 2009-64 (S-1). Second substitution version submitted by Assembly Chair Debbie Ossiander, for reading June 16, 2009.
  • AO No. 2009-64 (S-2). Third substitution version submitted by Assembly Member Patrick Flynn, for reading August 11, 2009.

I’ll be writing a post comparing the four versions over the next couple of days.  I’ll just say for now that I consider Ossiander’s S-1 version the worst of the four (it permits discrimination in private employment, and permits discrimination on the basis of gender identity across the board). Flynn’s S-2 is the best, and is the one I support: it’s the most clear both in its anti-discrimination provisions and in its language about religious exemptions, and addresses specific issues some had about employees of religious organizations such as Sunday School teachers and bus drivers.

I urge you to throw your support behind S-2, too. Let your Assembly representative(s) and Mayor Sullivan know which one you support.

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The Daily Tweets, 2009-08-06

  • @shadowmaat Twitter was the target of a denial of service attack for several hours. in reply to shadowmaat #
  • Fairbanks mom gets 20 days in jail for using her 7-year-old as her designated driver. (But – she didn’t drive drunk!) http://bit.ly/A7ZkJ #
  • Finally got Windows to recognize Acrobat InDesign CS4 as default program for opening files w/ .indd or .indt extensions. D’oh! #
  • Sotomayor confirmed. Cheers! #
  • A truly Palinesque get-rich-quick scheme: Albertan wants $1.1M for Palin-signed Xbox on eBay. http://bit.ly/x8kAC #
  • I like Queerty’s headline: “Senate Confirms Sonia Sotomayor as Supreme Court’s First Wise Latina” http://bit.ly/UejdT #
  • For only $1,100: replica of $1.1 million Palin-autographed Xbox 360 on eBay: “Guaranteed Not To Quit For Two Years” http://bit.ly/GDLUJ #
  • Bluehost is upgrading the server my website’s on… which right is making it unavailable. Oh well. Update blog tomorrow. If it’s up. #

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Birther madness: You, too, can be born in Kenya

Wow, turns out I was born in Kenya too!

Me & Barack.  Makes me feel a deep kinda kinship, y’know?  As in, the kinship of people who have had fake Kenyan birth certificates (based on a modified April 1959 Australian birth certificate) made out in their name.

You too can become an honorary Kenyan-by-fake-birth-certificate at http://kenyanbirthcertificategenerator.com/.  Make many copies.  Then send ’em to all your fringie birther & teabagger friends.  (If you want, supplement the gift with a printout about the real meaning of teabagging.)

Mel's fake Kenyan birth certificatesed

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The Daily Tweets, 2009-08-04

  • It pisses me off when I can't get to my own website b/c of network timeout issues. [growling ferociously, Mick Belker style] #
  • RT: @joshtpm: http://bit.ly/qa924 TeaBaggers at Sen. Dodd's HC townhall call on senator to commit suicide as way to cure his cancer … #
  • @jansonjones You too could be a publication specialist. But you wouldn't make as much money. in reply to jansonjones #
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Being my own grown-up (and the life cycle of fireweed)

Melface

Back in the olden days, when I was a junior in college, I took part in an experimental theatre production of Jules Feiffer’s Feiffer’s People, directed by my friend Alana Erickson.  It was a lot of fun.  I can’t remember which parts I played, or even which of the many sketches we did, but I do remember one in particular.  It has fed my dreams ever since.

The Grown-Up: How do you do, Mr. Mergendeiler. I’m your grown up.
Bernard: You’re my what?
Grown-Up: Surely you’ve always wanted a grown-up? Somebody who takes over those petty day-to-day affairs which so complicate one’s life and who handles them cleanly and efficiently. Somebody who will not allow your insurance to lapse, your rent to fall overdue, your car to break down. Somebody who will not be nervous in regard to calling the landlord about repairs, the girl friend about breaking a date, the boss about a needed raise. In other words, somebody who is trained to do all those adult things too many of us have been asked to do since childhood and still can’t quite manage. Somebody who is willing and happy to stand on your own two feet for you, to fight all your battles, to make all your difficult decisions – i.e., your grown-up.
Bernard: You mean I won’t ever have to make a decision again?
Grown-Up: Once in your employ, I, your grown-up, will make them all!
Bernard: It’s unbelievable! It’s what I dreamed of all my life! What do you want me to pay you?
Grown-Up: Gee, I don’t know. What do you think I’m worth?

Feiffer’s People: Sketches and Observations by Jules Feiffer (1969)

Fireweed shoot

Fireweed shoot

Oh yes.  I would love to have my own grown-up.

But it seems that all I have is me.  Especially nowadays, with my newly-emerged singlehood.

It sucks.  Not only do I have to be my own grown-up, I also have to be my own house-boi, my own dietician & cook, my own accountant… aghhh.  It’s endless.

But one rolls one’s sleeves up.  One girds ones loins.  One prepares oneself for the tasks ahead.  Then one does them.

Fireweed in bloom

Fireweed in bloom

Okay, so a few days ago — on August 1, to be exact —  a Facebook contact of mine pointed out that the fireweed was in bloom. For a lot of Alaskans, that can mean only one thing: that winter is not that far away.  The thought roused my Inner Grown-Up.  (Yes, enough of that Inner Child crap already!) It’s been nearly three years since I’ve lived in my current apartment.  In that time I’ve not quite made it my home, for various reasons which I won’t go into here.  (Some of those reasons should be obvious from prior posts over the past three years.)  But the fireweed’s blooming, by the end of the month it’ll be in seed, the white of its cotton will soon be matched by the white of snow, & here’s the deal: by the time the snow flies, this apartment will be my home: a place that welcomes me after a long day’s work, a place that I can go somewhere else to write at because I want to, not just because my apartment is such a damn mess I can’t stand to be in it.

Fireweed in seed

Fireweed in seed

I vow it.

And so… this is what I’ve been up to the past few days, instead of posting more info about the Anchorage equal rights ordinance, or the remaining sillinesses of the now-departed Palin Administration, or much of anything else except my automatically deployed collection of daily tweets.  Instead, I’ve been dealing with clutter.  I’ve been sweeping up dog hair.  I’ve been getting my finances in order.  I’ve been looking around for the perfect new couch that will fit my budget & space, & I’ve found the perfect new bed, which I should be able to order with my next paycheck.

Fireweed in winter

Fireweed in winter

Oh yes, & the most important thing of all: getting back to my own writing.  Granted that blog writing about political stuff, whether about equal rights or about this state’s governance, is writing, but it’ s not “my” stuff — it’s not the stuff I was put on this planet to write.  Does not being a grown-up imply a certain responsiblity towards taking care of one’s own stuff, one’s own mission in life? Sure.  So a couple of weeks ago, I decided that Saturdays in particular were about writing “my” stuff — not blog stuff — which is what my local meetup called Side Street Saturdays is about for me.  With a cleaner, more homelike apartment, the ability to write will only be enhanced.

That isn’t to say I’ve given up ever writing about the political stuff, or that I won’t be there at the Assembly next Tuesday when, we all hope, the Assembly might actually enact an ordinance which provides equal protection from discrimination for LGBT people.  But the fact is that my ability (mood, will, time) to write about any of that stuff is not necessarily consistent.  Fortunately there are other grown-ups who also write about it.  But my own stuff? — I’m the only grown-up who can take care of it.  So that’s, first & foremost, what I’m going to do.

Fireweed at home

Fireweed at home, with cat

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The Daily Tweets, 2009-08-03

  • RIP Lu Young, wife of AK Rep. Don Young, who died this weekend. Sympathies for Rep Young & family in their grief. http://tinyurl.com/lmy4tw #

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The Daily Tweets, 2009-08-01

  • Found my Auster stuff! the original 1955 Sydney Morning Herald stories faxed from Deakin Uni. Just what I needed for Saturday writing, yay! #
  • @miraclelaurie A very happy birthday to you! #
  • Side Street Saturday: got actual real new writing done! Hurrah. At home, got the computer desk cleaned up finally, writing from it now. #

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The Daily Tweets, 2009-07-31

  • Oh no…! apocalypse! arithmetic is malfunctioning today! Oh wait — it's my thinking processes? Oh. Never mind. Universe is normal. #
  • Why is the Blogger sign-in screen showing up today (& yesterday) in Arabic? Good thing I know which fields to use for username & password! #
  • Critters wanks too, yes they do. http://www.slate.com/id/2223013/ #
  • @celticdiva: "Only on a Friday would I tweet this" — b/c just like NPR's Talk of the Nation, Fridays are for _science_! #
  • Payday! Gonna be tight for a couple weeks, but bills paid, getting finances in order. Cashing in 40 hrs next ppd for a new couch/bed. #
  • Please, don't whip out your weenie unless you're making a hot dog. Breastfeeding, OTOH, sustains a baby's life. http://tinyurl.com/n8syz7 #

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