Me & Barack. Makes me feel a deep kinda kinship, y’know? As in, the kinship of people who have had fake Kenyan birth certificates (based on a modified April 1959 Australian birth certificate) made out in their name.
You too can become an honorary Kenyan-by-fake-birth-certificate at http://kenyanbirthcertificategenerator.com/. Make many copies. Then send ’em to all your fringie birther & teabagger friends. (If you want, supplement the gift with a printout about the real meaning of teabagging.)